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Rivers Of Come

Welsh descent, only child, upper working-class
Grammar school, Cambridge, double starred First
No interest in politics; Nietzsche ‘Will To Power’
Learnt Urdu, intending to be the Viceroy of India …
Youngest professor in the Commonwealth
Always had ideas above his station
Always felt he was born to lead the nation;
During the war, a Private, in the kitchen
Promoted, leg up, and over, the youngest Brigadier
Hated America, “…they intend to bury the British Empire”
Served in Egypt, loved liberating the little boys
Like the other Poor White Trash before him
Felt like a king, his birthright, a royal white skin
Posted to India in 1943; LOVED India and the Indians
“I fell head over heels in love,” my ass in the air
“I soaked up India,” a blow-job beyond compare
Many, many casual flings, ejaculating ecstasy
Two intense love affairs had him writing poetry :
Yes, he was an Indian Muslim so gay
But he nailed my cross five times a day
I wish I had come to India a hundred years earlier
I would have lived, loved, and been buried here;
Slumming with Wogs, and playing doubles
Foaming at the mouth, I love to blow bubbles
Rivers of come, I love to swallow scum
Especially after it’s been up my rectum.

A life in broken verse … or is there more
Closet front, but who came in the back door :
A little MP for a small Midland town
Not far enough from where you were born
You always, always aspired to get much higher
You would not fail to set the world on fire
As Minister of Health you recruited West Indian nurses
Sail to gold-paved England and wipe white arses
The English are too good to do such dirty work
Import the Darkies so we have more time to jerk;
An Immigration Bill passed, you said not a word
You did not object, your voice was not heard
You were too big, you would lead the herd:
In 1958 you got the Treasury team to resign
In 1963 you refused to serve your captain by design
In 1964 the Tories lost the election with your help
Your bedpost got nailed with another scalp
In 1965 there was a Party leadership contest
You did not campaign, or promise to feather the nest
Or tickle every MP who went to Boarding School
Or offered to service each one with your tool
They knew, they recognised you as one of their own
But you were a peasant who lusted for Golden Brown
You were a cream-puff who did his best to irritate
You got fifteen votes out of two hundred and ninety-eight.

In 1959, in Hola Camp, Kenyan political prisoners
Refused to work, clubbed to death for being sinners :
Asking for Freedom, and their Land, we must rehabilitate
Stubborn monkeys must be forced to co-operate
Not political, not economical, just a voodoo cult
War crimes? Illegal? It is all their fault;
Mau Mau is not a Kenyan word (bitter tears, anguished cries)
Only English voices were heard (propaganda and lies)
English MP’s said the Kenyans were ‘sub-human’
Fires of hell must be used against the demon;
In that day and age, in that climate of hate and ire
In the Mother of Parliaments, you threw water on the fire
You risked your career, risked being branded a traitor
You stood up and laid claim to your finest hour
You stood up for Truth, for Justice, for the Humane
You stood up and spoke like a Righteous Man
You appealed to the Heart and Soul with your Word
You inspired the few to break away from the herd …
And the herd? Nothing is more dangerous
Than a Englishman on his high horse
He will scorch the earth, pillage, commit genocide
Quote the Bible, and say God is on his side
Invade a country, and force his rule
Proof the Darkie is a goddamn fool …
Does that apply to you too, Mr. Enoch Powell
When it suits you to spread your shit with a trowel?

From those heights, from that mountain top
It was you –- you chose to take that drop
In your heart of hearts you knew it was a mistake
Yet you continued till you were lower than a snake …
By 1968 you could no longer wait, soon be too late
Worse than death, you would have to resign to your fate
To never be the leader, never be the Prime Minister
Bitter, bitter, the pus in the wound did fester
Who to kick, who to blame -– point the finger
It’s the Paki, the Paki, the brown nigger
(The youngest Professor, the youngest Brigadier
And hoping to be the oldest Prime Minister!)
Drowning, drowning … you clutched the last straw
The Wogs are to blame for your fatal flaw
A sad old queen who wants to be king
Deafening, deafening … you want to hear the choir sing
Noise! Noise! Let there be even more Noise!
Blow the bugle, bang the drum, drown out the Voice …
Like a cheap tart you decided to stick out your tits
A flash of your knickers, a promise of warm juicy bits
Find a spin doctor to brew the potion drop by drop
The Media will build it up, build it up, buttercup
The people will hail you as a Messiah sent to deliver
Apply the balm to the pale brow to heal the dark fever
All will hail you as a saviour, a Star of stage and screen
And to top it all -– an audience with the real Queen.

To this day your poisonous legacy of hate
Threads from the Palace, to the City, to the council estate
You stoked an atmosphere of fear so malevolent
You appealed to the lump, the dung, the ignorant
The marching dockers unloaded ships coming from where?
The marching meat porters would never escape from there
Factory workers really know what makes the world go round
Wage-slaves think the treadmill is a Merry-go-round
Would they have marched for you if they had known
About your secret taste for sweet Honey Brown?
Picture this all you low-life English pigs
Enoch Powell with a Darkie as he digs and digs
( Little white boy, you talk of your England as if you wear a crown
Tell me, please, which part of England do you actually own?
Big white boy, the sun set on your empire many moons ago
Shine a light, shine a light, the East rules the world now )
The good old days … please raise your glass
To Enoch Powell swooning in a Brown Ass
“Mr. Powell, if petty England is going to the dogs
Simply because there are too many Wogs
If sunny England is going to the Darkies
Especially raining down with too many Pakis
Then why do you suck brown cock?”
When you speak of love, speak low, whisper, Enoch …
The cock may be brown but the semen is white
And, you know, white makes everything right.

When Rule Britannia sails to their lands it is Ordained
The very Thought of them coming here should be banned
We will be swamped by the alien
Too many of the Wrong Sort of Indian
( The right sort had a tight drum
Were well hung, and swung like a pendulum );
Thanks to you, Paki-bashing became a national sport
Sticks and stones, innocent people were badly hurt
A father tried to shield his nine year old son
The child took years to unravel the web you spun
( The phantom letters, old white woman’s ghost
Only white girl in her class, they were lost in the post )
Staged — caught in the act — a perfect little scandal
You played the innocent when it got too hot to handle …
Many people have analysed, excused, and explained
History has now judged, Time has apportioned the blame :
It was not racist, Mr. Powell, it was just your selfish orifice
It was a betrayal, you were unfaithful, desiring the Highest Office
You were a narcissistic poof who couldn’t see further than your knob
You betrayed the people you once loved, angling for a better job
The people remained the same, your black heart saw the change
Now, on behalf of all the fathers, I will take revenge -–
Faggot in the earth, may you never, never rest in peace
As in life, big brown worms up your boney white arse
Shout it out loud the world over
Enoch Powell was a Paki Lover!

(c) Satori Publishing, 2013.

Bhangra Beat

Dance to the bhangra beat
Turn on her love heat
Dance to the bhangra beat
Do it to the bhangra beat
Dance to the bhangra beat
Do it to the bhangra beat
Dance to the bhangra beat
Dance up the feeling so sweet.

English people think we are so meek and mild
Let’s show them we’re a generation gone wild
Get on the floor and do it the way you feel
Grab the nearest girl and hammer out a deal
Both of you jig, jig, jig, jig to this song
Both of you jig, jig, jig, jig all night long.

Dance to the bhangra beat
Turn on her love heat
Dance to the bhangra beat
Do it to the bhangra beat
Dance to the bhangra beat
Do it to the bhangra beat
Dance to the bhangra beat
Dance up the feeling so sweet.

You’ll only ever be young this once
Baby, you’ll never get another chance
Grab Life with both hands while you can
Grab Love with both legs and please your man
Do it while I whip up this bhangra beat
The rhythm urges you to burn in its love heat.

Dance to the bhangra beat
Turn on her love heat
Dance to the bhangra beat
Do it to the bhangra beat
Dance to the bhangra beat
Do it to the bhangra beat
Dance to the bhangra beat
Dance up the feeling so sweet.

(c) Satori Publishing, 2013.

Bhangra Baby

Bhangra Baby, your moves drive me crazy
Bhangra Baby, your body has me ever ready
Bhangra Baby, your grooves are full of ecstasy
Bhangra Baby, pump to the beat rock steady
Bhangra, baby, bhangra …

For the world outside you have no care
This is the time of life to turn it on
Raise your arms in the air
Bounce your shoulders up and down
Shuffle your shoes till your feet are bare
Dance the hiccups right into the ground.

Bhangra Baby, your moves drive me crazy
Bhangra Baby, your body has me ever ready
Bhangra Baby, your grooves are full of ecstasy
Bhangra Baby, pump to the beat rock steady
Bhangra, baby, bhangra …

Don’t let what people say bother you
Just keep on doing what you’re doing
Don’t let stupid gossip tether you
Just keep on going where you’re going
Don’t let tradition smother you
Just keep on dancing the way you’re dancing.

Bhangra Baby, your moves drive me crazy
Bhangra Baby, your body has me ever ready
Bhangra Baby, your grooves are full of ecstasy
Bhangra Baby, pump to the beat rock steady
Bhangra, baby, bhangra …

You have blown my image as the Coolest Lover
In my sky you are the hottest star
I want this bhangra beat to last forever
Dancing near you really takes me far
You make me slap the skin off my tabla
You make me snap every string on my sitar.

Bhangra Baby, your moves drive me crazy
Bhangra Baby, your body has me ever ready
Bhangra Baby, your grooves are full of ecstasy
Bhangra Baby, pump to the beat rock steady
Bhangra, baby, bhangra …

(c) Satori Publishing, 2013.

Rani

Rani, you are the queen of my heart
You rule my emotions
Rani, I loved you from the very start
Your Majesty has my devotion
Rani, say you and I will never part.

Your Royal Highness, my heart is your humble servant
It is yours to do with as you please
It will obey your every command any way you want
My body will satisfy you whenever you desire service
With every pulsating beat my heart will chant
For your pleasure, Rani, for your sweet release.

Rani, you are the queen of my heart
You rule my emotions
Rani, I loved you from the very start
Your Majesty has my devotion
Rani, say you and I will never part.

You are the absolute sovereign of all you survey
Just a smile from you and my heart dances and sings
My humble request is that you love me forever and a day
Bind our lives together with your heartstrings
Reign down with juice that quenches me every way
Love is a land ruled by a queen and her king.

Rani, you are the queen of my heart
You rule my emotions
Rani, I loved you from the very start
Your Majesty has my devotion
Rani, say you and I will never part.

(c) Satori Publishing, 2013.

Almond Eyes

Almond eyes, I am nuts about you
Almond eyes, only you can whack them
Almond eyes, only you can crack them
Almond eyes, I am nuts about you.

I remember the first time I saw you
How could I forget, your eyes spoke for you
My heart understood every word
My ears couldn’t believe what they heard
I never thought I could reach this height
I’ve never fallen in love at first sight.

Almond eyes, I am nuts about you
Almond eyes, only you can whack them
Almond eyes, only you can crack them
Almond eyes, I am nuts about you.

Your deep eyes are twin pools of desire
Your watery jewels set my blood on fire
I’ve got goose-pimples all over my flesh
My heart is heading for a big crash
But I’m not about to grieve
After so long I’m just starting to live!

Almond eyes, I am nuts about you
Almond eyes, only you can whack them
Almond eyes, only you can crack them
Almond eyes, I am nuts about you.

You deserve all the praise I can heap on you
We deserve all the joy when I leap on you
You prove you know the Kama Sutra by heart
I know I’m finished before I start
But I march on ready to take all you give
If this is death then who wants to live?!!

Almond eyes, I am nuts about you
Almond eyes, only you can whack them
Almond eyes, only you can crack them
Almond eyes, I am nuts about you.

(c) Satori Publishing, 2013.

Sangeeta

I fell in love before I even saw you
Your musical voice pierced me through and through
Your sweet, sweet voice stole my heart away
I turned to look and there was nothing left to say
Your face, your body – I was struck blind …
I’ll die if you don’t say you’ll be mine.

Sangeeta, you’re a song that’s always on my lips
I’m moving in rhythm to the music of your hips
Sangeeta, Sangeeta, your body’s a heavenly choir
Only you can satisfy my heart’s desire
Sangeeta, let’s make music together
Sangeeta, let’s make love forever.

I have no sense of time and place
Everywhere I look I only see your face
My heart skips a beat at the thought of you
My knees go weak when they stand near you
My eyes shine when they see what you do
My body’s a wreck after you’ve been through.

Sangeeta, you’re a song that’s always on my lips
I’m moving in rhythm to the music of your hips
Sangeeta, Sangeeta, your body’s a heavenly choir
Only you can satisfy my heart’s desire
Sangeeta, let’s make music together
Sangeeta, let’s make love forever.

For every kiss you give me I’ll give you ten
Then I’ll start kissing you all over again
This joy in my heart just has to be unreal
The song of a bulbul can’t express how I feel
My love’s hard but my legs have turned to jelly
I’ll dance my way up your belly.

Sangeeta, you’re a song that’s always on my lips
I’m moving in rhythm to the music of your hips
Sangeeta, Sangeeta, your body’s a heavenly choir
Only you can satisfy my heart’s desire
Sangeeta, let’s make music together
Sangeeta, let’s make love forever.

(c) Satori Publishing, 2013.

Baby, You’re Just Like An Indian Movie

Before you learned to walk and talk you knew how to sing and dance
You’re a heavy drama that’s sure to turn into a light romance
You shake your front and wiggle your behind
You’re easy on the eye but hard on the mind;
You love to mime the words and run around trees
All your Leading Men are down on their knees
Girls like you have natural talents to help their careers
Your eyes are tapped so you can turn on the tears.

Baby! Baby!
Oh, baby, you’re just like an Indian movie
Everything about you is a bit
Over the top, hot and spicy
A miss that is a hit
A filling that is empty
Just like an Indian movie
Baby, you’re just like an Indian movie
Just like an Indian movie.

It’s not your fault you’ve turned out this way
Even though you change costumes several times a day
You‘re superficial, baby, you’ve got no depth
You tell a lie with every other breath;
Well, you belch and you burp and you break wind
Mummy taught you that to fake is not a lover’s sin
Daddy believes you’re the virginal apple of his eye
A hundred boys have made it between your thighs.

Baby! Baby!
Oh, baby, you’re just like an Indian movie
Everything about you is a bit
Over the top, hot and spicy
A miss that is a hit
A filling that is empty
Just like an Indian movie
Baby, you’re just like an Indian movie
Just like an Indian movie.

The comedy isn’t funny but you like the car chases
All the make-up can’t cover up your two faces
The tragedy is that the public loves girls like you
Stupid birds of a feather stick together – and you do;
Even though you avoid being kissed on the screen
Off-camera you rock it in many a bedroom scene
You measure success by the amount of material possessions
The boy who gets you must have matching medallions.

Baby! Baby!
Oh, baby, you’re just like an Indian movie
Everything about you is a bit
Over the top, hot and spicy
A miss that is a hit
A filling that is empty
Just like an Indian movie
Baby, you’re just like an Indian movie
Just like an Indian movie.

(c) Satori Publishing, 2013.

Brown Sugar

Brown sugar, you’re always on the tip of my tongue
Brown sugar, with you I never fail to come
Brown sugar, you’ve got everything I ever wanted
Brown sugar, you’re sweeter than any White I ever tasted.

Chilli-pepper kisses set my mouth on fire
Kama Sutra poses quench my heart’s desire
My nerves jingle jangle like sitar strings
Tabla drums beat as my body sings;
When you’re on heat your aroma is a signal
Love moisture makes you softer than a rose petal
I love the texture of your hive
Hot watered silk come alive.

Brown sugar, you’re always on the tip of my tongue
Brown sugar, your honey’s got the sweetest come
Brown sugar, you’re tighter than any needle I ever threaded
Brown sugar, you’re sweeter than any White I ever tasted.

Forever I’ll worship at your temple of love
You’ll always be my turtle dove
I love tasting your cherry lips
I love entering your volcano hips;
Sizzling, roasting, dissolving, gasping for breath
Thrusting in a frenzy towards an ecstatic death
All the senses driven out of their brain
How could so much joy come from so much pain – sweet pain!

Brown sugar, you’re the eastern delight in my bed
Brown sugar, I love it when you give me head
Brown sugar, you’re tighter than any needle I ever threaded
Brown sugar, you’re sweeter than any White I ever tasted.

(c) Satori Publishing, 2013.